cheers, beers & cracked knucks

The gang (alan, ashley, brooke, carolyn, marc, robert, & sara) quite thoroughly indulged in new year's jive as if it was a pancake breakfast. Giraffe fell in love with a squirrell. As Sara waxed poetic, we all wondered where in the world did the man in the orange & purple liquore store, who ever so effortlessly & elegantly guided us towards the Belvedere gift pack, come from. Who knew that a black crat crossing our on the wrong side of the tracks would bring us such luck...

From our corespondent, ALAN : "OUr such luck, we realize, that our only lifeline t0 the realworld would be the end of the reason that I send to you all of the space in our lives we tend t0 trace our world, yet we all come unfurled, in the small amount of time, we've ended up not being able to afford the time, that we all can so easily forfeit and give to"

Dear Diary, (by the way my name is sara, mentioned above.)
Currently, wondering what was mentioned above. A bit bewildered, as I am sure you are, too. Anyways, wanted to express my love and admiration for Lil Bill, a wonderful, family oriented,great cartoon. I think everyone should watch it. In short, Bill Cosby created it (I think) or else I like to believe that this is true. He is a great role model. If I ever have a family, I want it to be like the COsby family. I like how they have family dinners, and I think it is cute that daddy bill likes hogies so much. I wish they would adopt me. I am 25, can they adopt me? Is that legal, I am an adult, I guess? HELP, SOS

-and all the rest, neph-