age of aquarius

"I'm sorry, that's not a question about hair."

This developing story just keeps getting better and better. The lite-brite like devices have been in place for weeks in several major cities without any such mayhem as witnessed in boston yesterday. Apparently massholes are just a little more high strung than the rest of the country, "It had a very sinister appearance," Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley told reporters. "It had a battery behind it, and wires." Um, so does my clock radio when I knock it off the end table...

Shouldn't the media be partially to blame for insighting most of the hysteria?

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AND if you can't afford to bid on the real dealio, you can make you own!