not even banksy

Fresh off the Banksy droplifting prank, paris got herself arrested for drunk driving. If Banksy ever 'represses' the limited run of 500 paris discs, he should certainly add this shot:



"Everything I do is blown out of proportion and it really hurts my feelings," said paris, who must have forgotten that her original album release was received with more of a mild breeze and hardly blown anywhere.

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