Thursday, March 02, 2006

just dusting off, man

I guess Of Montreal is reissuing a bunch of their older out-of-print discs, the most enigmatically titled of which is the '4-track demos'. In typical Of Montreal fashion, these song titles are most assuredly better than the songs themselves:

Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath
Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath
Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap
Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap
Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub
Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home
Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Tub
Dustin Hoffman's Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub (There Is Only One R in Ignorrance)
Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particules on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue
Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet (Naughty)
Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub (Front Cover)
Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head off of a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan (Growl)
Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself
Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree
Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom
Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom


-tootsie goes to canada-

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