The fact that Elijah Wood has been chosen to star in an upcoming tv biopic of punk luminary, Iggy Pop, just encourages the following list of wisecracks:
1. iggy baggins
2. frodo pop
3. lust for shire
4. search and destroy the ring
It encouraged me to shit myself and then drink said anal discharge as though it were an extra frothy chocolate milkshake. Needless to say, it was far more enjoyable (and appropriate) than this sad bit of television could ever hope to be... so who's playing Bowie?
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It encouraged me to shit myself and then drink said anal discharge as though it were an extra frothy chocolate milkshake. Needless to say, it was far more enjoyable (and appropriate) than this sad bit of television could ever hope to be... so who's playing Bowie?
No... wait... I don't want to know.
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