new coke

Cocaine is the name of a new energy drink on the market and the makers claims that it is a legal alternative to the illegal drug it is named after. They also claim it will give you a longer and better energy boost then any of other brands out there. It is also said to taste like a cherry jolly rancher.

The drink is only being offered in bars in Los Angeles and New York and will debut in San Diego bars this weekend. Even though cocaine is not an ingredient in the drink, health officers are afraid it is sending the wrong message.

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