pope on a rope

Quentin Tarantino has signed on to write and direct the season finale of CSI this May. I sure hope it has ninjas.

The pope underwent a tracheotomy yesterday to open his windpipe to help with breathing. To the dismay of many christian folk, he has been advised not to speak for several days, and may never fully regain the ability to speak. His recent sickness has, however, sent copies of his book, Memory and Identity, skyrocketing. Within it's papally written pages he compares abortion to the holocaust, calling it a "legal extermination," and he denounces gay marriage as "part of a new ideology of evil."
You may now choose from the following witty retorts:
1. Oh wait, maybe it's a good thing the pope might never be able to speak again.
2. Imagine if it was Ward Churchill who had written this instead of the pope.
3. I wonder what Hunter S. Thompson would say?

Friday techno of the day: Godskitchen Global Gathering discs 2 & 3

-nephew-